Saturday, August 2, 2008

How to burn a Witches House Down #4

This is also one of the answers....More to come ....

The Witch
Peasant 1: A witch! We have found a witch! Can we burn her?
Belvedere: How do you know that she is a witch?
Peasant 2: Because she looks like one!
Witch: I am not a witch! I am not a witch! They dressed me up like this, and this is not my nose it is a false one!
[Belvedere pulls off the false nose and opens his helmet]
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose, and the hat.
Peasant 2: She has a wart.
Belvedere: Why do you think that she is a witch?
Peasant 2: Well, she turned me into a newt.
[Belvedere gives him a disbelieving look]
Belvedere: A newt?
Peasant 2: Well I got better.
Peasant 3: Burn her anyway.
[Yells of "Burn her!"]
Belvedere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Peasants: Burn them!
Belvedere: Now, what do burn besides witches?
Peasant 3: More witches! [receives a punch from Peasant 1; silence]
Peasant 2: Wood?
Belvedere: So, why do witches burn? [more silence]
Peasant 2: Because there made of wood?
Belvedere: So, how do you tell if she is made of wood?
Peasant 3: Build a bridge out of her!
Belvedere: Ah, but cant you also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 3: Oh, right.
Belvedere: Tell me, does wood sink?
Peasant 1: No, it floats.
Belvedere: What also floats in water?
[lots of yelling and many wrong and random answers including very small rocks]
King Arthur: A duck!
Belvedere: Exactly!
Peasant 2: So if she weighs as much as a duck she is made of wood.
Belvedere: And therefore?
Peasants: A witch!
Belvedere: We shall use my largest scales.
[Having been revealed to weigh the same as a duck, therefore proving her a witch, the crowd goes insane]
Witch: It's a fair cop.
As always,
May you walk in the Moonlight till the wind sets you free.

First and second answer to ...Burn a Witches House Down ...

The very first answer I received was: Meet me at the corner of third and Fairfax....

The second was : Strike a Match...idiot

Third answer was ...The Video for your enjoyment.

Stay tuned for more my own ....

As always,

Silvery Moonbeams to watch over you

How to burn a Witches House Down!

Saturday Afternoon .....just enjoying my cream and espresso....(bg) I started to wonder the possibilities of all the things that
people can to do for the Halloween Season. I have already finished my Christmas in Juli and so now I can start to plan for
the most exciting and fun holiday (for me at least) I adore the mystic moon .... the adventure of the hunt, as I was enjoying the afternoon.....I thought, How Do You Burn A Witches House Down? And just how the heck do you know that those really hateful evil gals are truly witches? We all have them in our lives ... you never really can get rid of
those who never seem to have time for their own business but find really plenty of time to mess with your business...
But, I digress ......Back to the point...How To Burn Down a Witches House....
I am asking you? Do you seem to have any ideas...we got to find them first....then we have to hang around in a tree like a bat? Flying monkeys? Smoke? Throwing Water on them? ( you got to get close in this manner) Do we really want to get that up close and personal?
Not me buddy ....dvd is close enough, but really...While I finish
my cream and espresso ...I am going to give this lots of the mean time if any one out there has a list of witches.....and would share (just for an experiment understand) as when the real time comes I have a few I can look into ....Just How Would We burn down a Witches House...
I do have one really good answer but I thought I would ask any interested party to make suggestions.
Your name need not be mentioned and arrangements to test on your list is available for discussion.
Until then as always,
Silvery Moonbeams to watch over you ...